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Enough reasons not to like Kurt Darren

June 13, 2017 by Kristof E

Reasons not to like Kurt Darren

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Let’s be honest from the start, if you like a guy who’s going to his 50’s, sings crappy songs in a weird language (apparently it supposed to be Afrikaans) and succeeds to wear the wrong suits for every red carpet event……you’re in for a treat with Kurt Darren!!

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The South African, born only a mere 50 days after the sixties ended, started his music career in 1995. Yes, that’s the year Microsoft launched the very successful Windows’95 which changed the digital world forever, unlike Kurt Darren who was struggling for many years before his first big break in the South African music industry. And still, even that didn’t really change the world.

So even though he does his best, and he seems to entertain a certain amount of people, let’s look at some of the reasons why we should like him.

He changed from being a singing midget into the South African Cher! Seriously, take a look at this…….

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It might be the hair, but it just makes him look small and it surely brings out his feminine side!

Lucky for him the camera soon takes another position, showing off all his muscle…..or at least that’s the purpose.

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He went to the hair salon, asked them to change the look and for a while, I thought he had it figured….

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….but then he couldn’t resist to over-do it on the way back home and stop at his local plastic surgeon for some fillers, touch-ups, a lift here and there,….ah you know the drill.

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Lucky for him, his natural beauty became obvious so he started eating once again, after a diet of green leaves and lemon infused water to be where he is nowadays.

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When you’re not having the success you are aiming for, it is sometimes hard to keep your focus on the goal. So you try new ways, and sometimes they work, sometimes they don’t.

Same goes for Kurt who tried his luck as a pirate. His ship didn’t really float as good as anticipated so he went back to his old love, being a singer.

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So what do you do when things seem to be turning against you………..?

Right, you grab a glass and pour yourself a drink. In this case, Kurt apparently didn’t like his drink as he launched his own wine, named Kaptein. Probably a reminder of his days as a pirate when he was captain of the ship.

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Lets just hope his wine doesn’t give you a headache as soon as his music!

Do you know any other singers that have enough reasons not to like them? Maybe a far relative from Kurt Darren, or the real Cher, or…..

Let us know and tell us why.

Your turn: what do you think?

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