Bring on the cheese, the sleaze, the tease, the non-existent swag, the face-palms and the drinks to the face! Nothing is more entertaining than a swaggering, booze-fuelled jock leaning over and dropping a killer line. Something like “You must be a banana, because I find you a-peeling!” Queue hysterical laughter. And a little swooning… be honest now.
Prepare yourselves – the Zombies are coming! The undead have risen from their graves, climbed out of body bags, rolled off morgue tables and are gearing up to take over the world. [Mild panic ensues] Someone get the garlic, a wooden stake, a silver cross, sunlight! Oh wait. Wrong survival tactic. So now what?!
It’s the end of an era – Playboy Mansion (also known as Holmby Hills) has been sold for $100 million. Hugh Hefner has secured tenancy in the estate for his lifetime, but… what about all those Playboy Bunnies who risk becoming homeless? Would you like to welcome them to your home? We can help!