Recent research* has shown that sugar may not be as harmful and as fattening as it was originally made out to be. Quite on the contrary – a treat or three a day may be just what you need! And it so happens that I have the perfect treat for your daily delight!
Time for some jokes:
Fred: Why did you marry an acrobat?
Thelma: He is head over heels in love with me!
When are acrobats needed in restaurants? When the owner wants tumblers on the table!
If you were hoping to bend over backwards with laughter, I guess I disappointed you. Sorry… but let me make it up to you with some acrobatics that will leave you reeling with pleasure!
Have you ever felt the desire to rule the earth? To be feared by everyone and everything? To just walk around and take a bite out of everything you’d like to taste? Like eeeverything! “Hmmm, I wonder what this house tastes like!” *nom nom nom* Have you ever wanted to roar and make the whole world tremble and bow down? Yap, being a dinosaur really is epic… or is it?